The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
When you get phone calls when you’re half asleep, then when you finally wake up you have to make sure you didn’t actually dream the entire situation.
nothings worse than soft grapes
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit